Tyana Alvarado--Apprentice Contestant
The winner of this year's pageant was 36-year-old Amy Roberts of Aurora, Illinois and she was crowned on June 26th. This is when I scream out in shock, "36???? 36 IS CONSIDERED A COUGAR?" Apparently. Although I guess if she were dating a 20-year-old, that would make her a cougar. If that were the case, however, I would probably just call her a sicko, not give her a crown.
A man named Rich Gosse is the executive producer of the cougar conventions and has written 8 books. His current book is called "The Cougar Imperative: Why MidLife Women MUST Choose Younger Men." Okay, this is getting ridiculous. So 36 is now midlife? But I'm still having babies. Great. Maybe that kick hurt a little more than I first thought. Just start calling me Granny.