Tyana Alvarado--Apprentice Contestant
The winner of this year's pageant was 36-year-old Amy Roberts of Aurora, Illinois and she was crowned on June 26th. This is when I scream out in shock, "36???? 36 IS CONSIDERED A COUGAR?" Apparently. Although I guess if she were dating a 20-year-old, that would make her a cougar. If that were the case, however, I would probably just call her a sicko, not give her a crown.
A man named Rich Gosse is the executive producer of the cougar conventions and has written 8 books. His current book is called "The Cougar Imperative: Why MidLife Women MUST Choose Younger Men." Okay, this is getting ridiculous. So 36 is now midlife? But I'm still having babies. Great. Maybe that kick hurt a little more than I first thought. Just start calling me Granny.
Me.
Omgosh I love that cartoon. Lol. Although it looks more like my Mama feeding the kids. Oh yeah, they call her Granny too. lol.
ReplyDeleteOn another note 36?!?! I am going to be having mid life crisis in ten years then, that doesn't seem possible I'll be too busy with my teenagers then.
I had my last child at 35. We went to the older child, who was 5 or 6, basketball game. A 60ish year old woman asked me as we walked in with the 6 week old new baby, "OH! Is that your grandbaby?". I looked her straight in the eye and said "No. IT's my baby. I'm still young enough to have sex.". She didnt speak to me again.....
ReplyDeleteLove that, Dianne! I could see how she would shut up on that one! I had a baby six months aga and will 36 in two months. I wasn't exactly thinking I was done yet either:)
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